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Motumaster lyrics from Udaan: Hilarious!

admin — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:46:37 +0000

Lyrics of Motumaster-Iski Maa Agar Isse Song

Iski maa (bhai kiski maa)
Iski maa agar isse, pait mein hi maar deti (maar deti)
Toh Bihar mein akaal na hota (akaal na hota)
Orissa mein, Orissa mein baad na hoti (baad na hoti)

Maa perplex thi (perplex thi)
Baap complex tha (complex tha), complex tha
Arrey radio ke zamaane ka yeh pehla multiplex tha (multiplex tha)

Paida hua yeh jis din paida hua – 2 times
Iss ke baap ne gaon mein ladoo batwaya – 2 times
Woh aakhri din tha jab isske gaon mein kisi ne kuch khaya (kisi ne kuch khaya, kisi ne kuch khaya)
Paida karte iski maa jo zor se chilai
Leke Ashok Chakra sarkar daudi daudi aayi

Doctor ne baap ko side mein le jaake daanta – 2 times
Bola kahan se layi yeh gastronomical jwarbhata – 2 times
Darzi ne bola inchi tape apne bagal mein chaape – 2 times
Kamar toh naapte magar hum kamra kaise naape – 2 times
Hoo pathar ke paalne mein jab yeh leta rota tha – 2 times
Sara gaon isske baap ke aasuon se bartan dhota tha
Bartan bartan bartan dhota tha ..

Gusse mein isska baap (oho)
Parliament gaya (aaha)
Bola nirodh kyun, late invent kiya (oho ..) invent ..

Har baal ki khaal ki yeh chaal bhi kha jaaye
Iske haath padh jaaye toh mahiney saal bhi kha jaaye
Kisi behal ka bacha jo haal bhi haal kha jaaye
Bemaut marte mann ka yeh malaal kha jaaye
Lalu kalaal kha jaaye
Naxal baari ki naal kha jaaye
Bachpan ka dhamaal kha jaaye
Budhape ki shaal kha jaye
Haya toh chodo baheya ki chaal bhi kha jaaye
Agar parosa ja sake toh khayal bhi kha jaaye

(butter chiken, butter chiken ..)
Hoo ladoo gopal hai poora chopal hai
Khada toh itarsi baitha Bhopal hai
(baitha Bhopal hai bhai baitha Bhopal hai
Bhopal Bhopal baitha Bhopal hai)

Iski jo paad hai khansabo ko daad hai
Baap murdabad beta muradabad hai
(iski jo paad hai khansabo ko daad hai
baap murdabad beta muradabad hai, baap murdabad beta muradabad hai)

Hey isski jo dakaar hai bhopu bhi bekar hai
Gud gud iske pait ki, pait ki sarkar hai
Vote do bhai vote do, poora hi phod do

Iska jo size hai iski maa ka pyaar hai
Hajam kiya iss ne apne baap ka karobaar hai
(baap ka karobaar apne baap ka karobaar hai)

Chirken ka muse hai par ya varan hi lose hai
Udne na dena isse dooms day ka fuse hai
(dooms day ka fuse hai bhai dooms day ka fuse, doom
dooms day ka fuse dooms day ka fuse hai)

Khachua bhi isse faster, motumaster
Gas ka plaster, motumaster
Hai naak bandh phaatkar, motumaster
Chod baant baant kar, motumaster

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Yeh motumaster hai total disaster
Total diaster hai motumaster
Motumaster chal daaro paas kar
Chup be, bastard

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Puneet’s Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 00:44:00 +0000

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Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted. #
Some people get married for the matrimoney.. #
A new book just released, titled "Biographies of Happy women" is apparently the thinnest book in the world. I wonder why….? #
bamta is a mitch..shame on her to be too busy to handle her core job.. #
is it time that the emerging superpower starts to become more accountable to the common man? #
completely irresponsible and ineffective ministers like mamta pawar raja need to be publicly humiliated and do uthak baithak on DD. #
Wife:u always carry my snap in ur wallet.y? Hubby:Whn thr is a problem,no matter how impossible,I luk at ur pic & the problem disappears #
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has zero calories! #
shame on hockey coach fr s. harassing ind women players. chak de india on reel and f..k de india in real. disgusting to the core. #
happy b'day manya..nothing can ever come remotely close to the joy that you have given us and keep giving every day. we love you. #
A royal short story with intrigue, drama, suspense, sex, comedy. "Oh my God, I'm pregnant!",exclaimed the Queen."I wonder who did it!" #
When you lose, don't lose the lesson. #
is hockey india's national game or national shame? #
headlines today showing a rather disturbing state of affairs of Cwg stadiums which are complete #
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A magician was driving down the road..Suddenly he turned into a drive way… #
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Lightning does strike twice!

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:00:38 +0000

They say lightning does not strike twice at a place. However, on my way back from agra to gurgaon last night, when the rain did not stop even for 1 inch during my journey, i was amazed by some stunning bursts of lightning that kept exploding beyond my windscreen, in the horizon. I parked my car, i think 4-5 times, immediately after the lightning struck, in the hope of getting lucky. So here i was, waiting inside the car, with the camera on burst mode, hoping to capture some exhilarating moments…judge for yourself whether they’re good enough…but i guess nature won…it struck its most beautiful ones when i was in no position to shoot…

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Who’ll say sorry to this chap? SK or SD??

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 05:46:15 +0000

Saw this car, just after batra hospital on MB road, around 12 am, 5th july. Deeply embedded in one of those thousands of holes dug up in delhi. A simple question: ‘who’ll say sorry to this guy, mr kalmadi, or mrs dikshit?’ i am not against “trouble today for a better tomorrow”, but then, is it too tough to have proper signages and lighting done, to warn motorists of the danger lurking in the vicinity?? with the monsoons hitting us finally, this can only get worse in the coming days.

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fir Gill do Hockey ko!

admin — Mon, 24 May 2010 06:45:47 +0000

It is with amusement and alarm that i read the story on the reinstatement of Indian Hockey Federation, with KPS Gill back in the news. Few would deny that the ex-supremo of Punjab Police did all he could, to kill all respect for himself by handling the national sport of India in a completely bizarre and shoddy way. People like him, after the days of crowning glory being past them, tend to stick to one such body or federation, so their flow of income continues till eternity. Or atleast till they are alive. Through the years, mismanagement and a complete lack of empathy has resulted in Indian Hockey going through the doldrums, with past records and the golden era of Indian Hockey being the only yardsticks by which we continue to justify Hockey as the national sports. Constantly figuring towards the bottom in past few editions of world hockey championships, with players complaining that they dont get salaries, and with federation begging for inflow of funds, it is a sorry state of affairs for hockey, and politics and faulty sports administration are the only reasons which can be ascribed to the downfall.

For once, I hope that IHF/Gill and HI are both dismantled, and a professional sports management agency or individual gets to handle Hockey for an year. The results will be out there for all to see.

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